This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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