You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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