i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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