Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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