they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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