i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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