some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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