dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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