office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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