Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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