dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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