Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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