I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
pop tarts are not kleenex
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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