it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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