all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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