I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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