You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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