so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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