Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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