i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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