in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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