Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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