I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize