i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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