Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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