Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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