What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
