So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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