On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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