i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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