I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Randomize
