You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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