these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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