she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
