his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
