Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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