STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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