Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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