im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
