Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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