Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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