Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Randomize
