is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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