We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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