no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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