belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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