I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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