Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
