so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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