Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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