at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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