I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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