I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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