Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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